That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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