i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
ok first of all what the fuck
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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