I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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