Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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