this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
