matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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