Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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