He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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