butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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