Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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