My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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