I'm pants shitting drunk right now
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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