I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
