She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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go home
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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