doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My balls are so social today.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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