pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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