i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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