i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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