I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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