omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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