Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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