Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My feet surprised me
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