When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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