She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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