is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Let's get the cat blown out
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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