How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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