My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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