Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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