She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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