don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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