SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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