I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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