batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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