Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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