@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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