I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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