Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i was born a porn star she said
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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