brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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