Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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