Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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