It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You ruined the universe
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I love you.
Bad choice
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