Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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