Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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