Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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