Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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