have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize