I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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