I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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