I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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