How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The uberlube is also flammable
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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