sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
