she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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